Thursday, December 2, 2010

Apple Cup Week

Some funny Cougar jokes for all my Huskies out there

Q: What has 20 legs and 3 teeth?
A: The first row of fans at Martin Stadium.

Q: What do Cougar cheerleaders and Cougar quarterbacks have in common?
A: They're always on their backs.

Q: What's the number one pickup line used for picking up WAZZU chicks?
A: "Hey, nice tooth!"

Q: What's is the most common lie told in Pullman?
A: "I was just helping that sheep over the fence."

Q: Why are a tornado and a cougar divorce similiar?
A: You know someone is going to lose a house trailer!

Q: How do you keep a Cougar from drinking too much?
A: Slam the toilet on his head.

Q: What’s the difference between the Cougars football team and a box of Cheerios?
A: Cheerios make it into a bowl.

Q: Why did they put cardboard over the Martin Stadium field?
A: Because the Cougars look better on paper.

Q: What do you get when you breed a WSU Cougar and a groundhog?
A: Six more weeks of bad football.

Q: How do you find Wazzu?
A: Head East until you smell it, then South until you step in it.

Q: What do you call a good looking girl in Pulman?
A: A Tourist.

Q: How do you make a WSU graduate leave your house?
A: Pay him for the pizza.

Q: What do you get when you cross a Mormon and a Couger?
A: A basement full of stolen groceries.

Adding one more, courtesy of Pat:
Q: Why wasn't Jesus born in Pulllman?
A: God couldn't find 3 wise men or a single virgin.

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