Tuesday, January 26, 2010

Bye Bye JK

Sad to say this will be my only post for the week. My human JK is going on a road trip to Lynchburg, VA and she's the only human that can turn the computer on for me so that I can update my blog:(


But don't worry folks. She'll be back next week to help me again.
In the meantime, see the below reasons why I wish I were a poodle.
If only I could be a pirate dog/football player dog/camel dog/buffalo dog/horsey dog/panda dog...

Wednesday, January 20, 2010

Sleepy

Sorry folks, I'm too tired to write anything today.
Good night!

Tuesday, January 19, 2010

Destroyed

My humans tell me I was a bad dog this weekend. I got bored, I found a little white toy, I played with it a little bit, I got called a bad dog.


I guess this is some "Apple TV remote" that used to work but now it doesn't work because I gently played with it. Some other items I've gently played with in the past:
  • iPod - I actually only wanted the leather case around it, but the iPod got in the way, and I don't let anything stand in my way.
  • Rory's glasses - I started chewing on one end. It was nice and crunchy. I like nice and crunchy, I couldn't control myself, so I started chewing on the lens. The lens cracked. Oopsy.
  • Nike Shox - This happened when I was teething, I had no control over it, I swearz!
  • Dirty socks - Too many to count, they smell delicious!
I've made some mistakes in the past, but I will work hard to kick my bad habits. Sowee for all things I've destroyed:(

Wednesday, January 13, 2010

Yucky Seattle Weather

On ugly days like today, I like to lounge around in my Snuggie and cuddle up with my favorite book.
Hopefully this miserable weather will go away soon.

Monday, January 11, 2010

Another Depressing Weekend

Another depressing weekend for the Dawgs. We've officially dropped out of both polls :( I bet Romar is very angry.


At least my haircut turned out great.
I had a rough weekend, but thanks to my friend LD, I was able to laugh again.

http://blogs.nerve.com/scanner/2009/12/23/guy-posts-his-sisters-hookup-list-to-facebook-and-tags-all-the-guys/

hee hee hee!

Thursday, January 7, 2010

My Hair Cut

My humans finally booked me a hair cut this weekend. I'm very excited, it's definitely overdue.

This is not me. I would gnaw on my own paw if I had a haircut like that. Just some poor shmuck who is unfortunate. Although I did have the worst haircut ever once!

This is me after my first haircut. It was so ugly, I cried.
My regular spot is the U-District Petco. They always take good care of me and make me look FRESH!

Monday, January 4, 2010

Happy New Year

I've been depressed by the Huskies ugly loss against Oregon on Saturday.


I had a long weekend to recover, and I'm better now.

Happy New Year, friends!

I hope to keep at least one of my New Years Resolutions for 2010:
- keep my nails neat & trimmed at all times with my brand new Pedi Paws!
- be nicer to homeless humans (I usually bark at them a lot. I sowee, but you just come out of nowhere sometimes and you stinky.)
- learn more tricks - I know this right now...

... but I would like to learn to do this so that I can better serve my humans.