Destroyed

My humans tell me I was a bad dog this weekend. I got bored, I found a little white toy, I played with it a little bit, I got called a bad dog.


I guess this is some "Apple TV remote" that used to work but now it doesn't work because I gently played with it. Some other items I've gently played with in the past:

• iPod - I actually only wanted the leather case around it, but the iPod got in the way, and I don't let anything stand in my way.
• Rory's glasses - I started chewing on one end. It was nice and crunchy. I like nice and crunchy, I couldn't control myself, so I started chewing on the lens. The lens cracked. Oopsy.
• Nike Shox - This happened when I was teething, I had no control over it, I swearz!
• Dirty socks - Too many to count, they smell delicious!

I've made some mistakes in the past, but I will work hard to kick my bad habits. Sowee for all things I've destroyed:(