Celtics

Hornets

Bucks

Blazers

Some pre-season awards as determined by a golden cocker spaniel (this would be me):
The Ugly Player Award:
hmmm, this one is a tie


Most Likely to Shoot the Opponent:

Well, AI is playing in Turkey now, so the close 2nd would be:

Best LeBron Taunting Shirt:

Biggest Asshole Team Ever:

Yes... I still hate you Clay Bennett. I don't forgive and I never forget.