Inception Trailer

Hey Friends,

Have you all seen the movie Inception? If you haven't seen it, this trailer will defs wanna make you watch. And if you HAVE seen it, this trailer will defs wanna make you watch again. Hahaha

Single Ladies

What are the chances of the Dawgs doing this at the Holiday Bowl?

Man, I'm really falling behind on my tricks!

Check this out

Vick wants another dog? I don't think so!

NO WAY JOSE

A Perfect Fold Every Time

The Huskies Are Going BOWLING!!!

2 great wins in one day, what a great weekend!!!!

Will it be Alamo or Holiday? We'll find out tonight!

My New Favorite Website

OMG, I could spend hours on here. So hilarious!!!

DRUNKS

Apple Cup Week

Some funny Cougar jokes for all my Huskies out there

Q: What has 20 legs and 3 teeth?
A: The first row of fans at Martin Stadium.

Q: What do Cougar cheerleaders and Cougar quarterbacks have in common?
A: They're always on their backs.

Q: What's the number one pickup line used for picking up WAZZU chicks?
A: "Hey, nice tooth!"

Q: What's is the most common lie told in Pullman?
A: "I was just helping that sheep over the fence."

Q: Why are a tornado and a cougar divorce similiar?
A: You know someone is going to lose a house trailer!

Q: How do you keep a Cougar from drinking too much?
A: Slam the toilet on his head.

Q: What’s the difference between the Cougars football team and a box of Cheerios?
A: Cheerios make it into a bowl.

Q: Why did they put cardboard over the Martin Stadium field?
A: Because the Cougars look better on paper.

Q: What do you get when you breed a WSU Cougar and a groundhog?
A: Six more weeks of bad football.

Q: How do you find Wazzu?
A: Head East until you smell it, then South until you step in it.

Q: What do you call a good looking girl in Pulman?
A: A Tourist.

Q: How do you make a WSU graduate leave your house?
A: Pay him for the pizza.

Q: What do you get when you cross a Mormon and a Couger?
A: A basement full of stolen groceries.

Adding one more, courtesy of Pat:

Q: Why wasn't Jesus born in Pulllman?

A: God couldn't find 3 wise men or a single virgin.

Dang, I need to work out more

Check out this strong guy.

Brockness Monster

Yay for Jon Brockman. He really works hard and that's why I love to watch him play (even if it's for only 10 minutes).

Brockman

Antoine Dogson

What a funny guy.

Are you sick of political ads?

I am too and I sure am glad the elections are DONE!!!

But seriously, this is actually a great political ad. Take a look for yourself.

My Friend the Zombie

Have you all seen this?!?

HAHAHA, so funny.

NBA Season

The NBA season has finally kicked off and I'm so excited to watch my Soni.... oh, wait a second... whatever, I have 4 teams to cheer for this year.

Celtics


Hornets


Bucks


Blazers


Some pre-season awards as determined by a golden cocker spaniel (this would be me):

The Ugly Player Award:
hmmm, this one is a tie



Most Likely to Shoot the Opponent:

Well, AI is playing in Turkey now, so the close 2nd would be:


Best LeBron Taunting Shirt:


Biggest Asshole Team Ever:

Yes... I still hate you Clay Bennett. I don't forgive and I never forget.

Why I hate Halloween

Almost Basketball Season

Since our football season isn't going as well as I would've hoped, I'm starting to get anxious for the basketball season.

We just signed a HUGE recruit, TONY WROTEN, and I'm sooooo excited for the upcoming season! WOOF WOOF WOOF

Here are some pictures you can look at to get pumped up for Maui Invitational
KENTUCKY SUCKS

Enjoy!

Murderer

Serves you right, dog killer!

MURDERER

Basement Dawg

I was told if I keep barking the way I do, I'll end up in the basement with Lucky.

Not so Lucky

Today in Dog News

Oprah, 50 Cent's dog, opens a Twitter account. Got me thinking...Is it time for me to open a Twitter account?

Oprah Twitter

Could my poo poo power our condo?

Pee Pee Poo Poo

Give Me My Chicken Nuggs!!

Yes, I admit it. I love to eat human food. My humans never give me any human food, but every chance I get, I just go for it and try to scarf down as much as I can before my humans take it away from me. I love chicken nuggets. Especially the ones from McDonalds. They are so crunchy and yummy. Apparently this woman likes chicken nuggets as much as I do... well, maybe a little more than I do.

Cockers Snubbed

An article from the Seattle Times today about smart dogs. Unfortunately, I did not make the list.

Haters

Human or Hamster?

The most confusing commercial ever.



Are they human, are they dogs, are they hamsters? Do I bark at them, not bark... ahh, so confusing!!!

Play Day in Bellevue

Resting on the grass after a long day of playing fetch



Playing Tug-o-war with Murphy pup. I win!

Rolling around in smelly stuff.. mmm.. the aroma!

iPhone 4G

My human friend got the new iPhone 4G today. It's a bit thinner than the 3Gs and the resolution is AWESOME. In celebration of the new iPhone coming out, here's a funny little story about one of my favorite things to eat... sausage.

sausage

Pac-12???

This just in. Pac-10 to become Pac-12.

Colorado joined the Pac-10 last week to make a Pac-11, and now there are rumors of Utah joining, which will turn our conference into Pac-12. Still trying to figure out how I feel about this whole thing. Oh well, I guess that's 2 more team to beat up on.

Best Dance Vid EVER!

Man, how much longer do I have to wait for basketball season to start?

Sleeping Around

Those of you who really know me are aware of the fact that sleeping is my favorite activity, EVER! I can pretty much sleep/fall asleep anywhere.


bean bag


bath tub


office chair


coffee table


lap top


human friend legs


Yes, I love to sleep sleep sleep, but who doesn't?

Sunday Funday Haircutday

I'm going to get my hair cut and my nails did this Sunday. Super excited to be all shaved down for the summer. Stay tuned for some awesome haircut pictures.

Sleepwalker

Poor schmuck...

Crock-Pot = 20 hours of suffering

Last week, my humans bought a new Crock-Pot. They were so excited to prepare this delicious Crock-Pot meal before they left for work and to come home to a nice dinner. I was pissed.

They decided to make a pulled pork meal, which cooked in the Crock-Pot for 20 hours! I had to suffer through 20 hours of juicy meat smell. Straight torture.



And they didn't even share. Something about doggies can't have human food...How rude!

Championship Game

Although my beloved Huskies did not make it to the championship game, another dog is competing to be the national champs. I bet most people didn't expect Butler to make it this far, I definitely should've put some money on this!





Not as cute as my Harry, but hey, I gotta support my kind. Do Bulldogs go 'Woof Woof?'

March Madness

It's my favorite time of the year!! My birthday (I am now 6 years old times 7) and March Madness!!!! I have Georgetown, Washington, Butler & Cal (no dog mascots in the South bracket, so I picked a Pac 10 team) as my final four. Can't wait to win some big money!

License

I got my King County license renewal packet yesterday and as I opened it, I felt like they were treating me like a pair of pants.



I ain't a pair of pants that you can just get ALTERED at Nordstorm!
So rude!

Keyboard cats

Let's face it, I'm a doggy and our kinds don't like kitty cats. But I'm obsessed with this Keyboard fella, he's pretty awesome, see for yourself!

Let's be clear!

Recently, there have been some rumors that I'm not in top shape like I used to be. These rumors started when some unflattering photos were taken from my computer.

I wanted to tackle the issue head on and explain to you folks that I AM NOT FAT !!
It's totally normal for all of my kinds to have extra skin. We were bread as hunting dogs, so the extra skin helps us fight through brush unharmed. My big ears and loose skin help bring in scents from far away close to my nose.

If you don't know.. now you know!

Valentines Day Weekend

Oh what an amazing weekend! My humans and I went to Ocean Shores for a weekend getaway with the Siedler humans and their pup Murphy.

I had such a great time running free on the beach and getting dirrrrty.

This is me sneaking up on the birds. hehehe.

Pwned! Stupid birds.

I did my best to keep up with the little pup, but my 5 yr old body (times 7 in human years) and bum knees just can't keep up with Murphy pup. I decided to lay down and rest while the pup did his thing.

I was so tired, I slept all the way home and went straight to bed when we got home.

Welp, back to bed now, good night folks!

Happy Friday

Happy Friday Folks! Humans get so excited about Fridays, but for us doggies, it's just another day. Today is a very special day for me too though, because... You guess it, the Huskies came out with a victory against Arizona last night!! It was a close one, but such a great game.

The Dawg Pack was great and for those of you that haven't picked up the latest issue of ESPN the magazine, I suggest you do and read the article about the Dawg Pack.

WOOF WOOF WOOF!

I'm excited for the Superbowl this weekend because I love the commercials. I don't even care who wins, I'm just glad Michael Vick doesn't have a chance, he is a bad bad human.

Well, I need to go take my third nap of the day today, so I'm off to my corner now.

Bye Bye JK

Sad to say this will be my only post for the week. My human JK is going on a road trip to Lynchburg, VA and she's the only human that can turn the computer on for me so that I can update my blog:(

But don't worry folks. She'll be back next week to help me again.

In the meantime, see the below reasons why I wish I were a poodle.

If only I could be a pirate dog/football player dog/camel dog/buffalo dog/horsey dog/panda dog...